Paul
Every group needs their normal member. And that is Paul, on the exterior at least. The inner workings of his mind would label him far freakier than anything even dreamed up in a China Miéville novel. Paul's a short fiction writer with an extreme hate for vanity press authors. They must be stabbity stabbed many a times. Also, he'll personally stalk anyone that puts down Lord of the Rings, and by stalk he means follow you home, throw old grapes at your window, and pee on your car. Yeah, normal. Right.
