Paul's Comment: Welcome to the very first installment of Greenhorn! And what a place to start off on—Eragon hate. Now, I will freely admit to all you reading this that I have read both Eragon and Eldest; the first book was because I was stuck on a cruise ship with little to no options. The second…well, I was curious to see how it turned out. It was fairly better than Eragon in that it at least contained an original storyline. Otherwise, it’s cliché dribble smothered in a chocolate layer of carbon crap.
But it sold like packages of Ramen noodles to college kids and naturally Hollywood is putting out a movie of it even though the trilogy itself is incomplete. Will it do well? Probably. It has a talking dragon, you know. Will I go and watch it? Maybe. Will I hate it always and forever and be jealous of the success of something so copied and formulaic? Mmm-hmm. Fortunately, the Purple Ninja is always around to take out those that annoy us most…
Damon's Comment: Heck, some books should never be written let alone made into a movie. Is this one of them? Heck if I know. I never even tried to read it, but it sure makes for a funny comic.
